“Pachyderm Projection” Tee

Because nothing spotlights hypocrisy quite like an elephant that literally beams its blame.

Why This Shirt Slaps

• 100 % combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather shades sneak in a dash of poly—kind of like certain senators sneak in a lobbyist check).

• Feather-light 4.2 oz/yd² fabric—stays cool when the discourse gets hot.

• Pre-shrunk integrity—won’t fold after the first wash (unlike some policy positions).

• Side-seamed construction for a silhouette sharper than a subpoena.

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping—reinforced so the sarcasm (and the seams) never split.

• Milled across Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras & the USA—proof ethical sourcing exists, even if bipartisan votes don’t.

Slip it on, crank up the projector, and let every accusation bounce right back at the source.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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