Because when the temperature drops—and the talking points get colder—you need a layer that punches up.
Why this hoodie hits harder:
- 100 % cotton face / 65 % ring-spun cotton, 35 % poly core – comforts like a campaign promise, lasts longer than its shelf life.
- 3-panel hood + matching flat drawstrings – wrap your head in receipts, not conspiracies.
- Front pouch pocket – perfect for freezing hands, phone receipts, or emergency fact-checks.
- Self-fabric back patch – a blank canvas for stickers, badges, or one-liner clap-backs.
- Blank sourced from Pakistan – global supply, local satire.
Heads-up: this hoodie runs small—size up so the jokes (and sleeves) land right.
Slip it on, pull up the hood, and let hypocrisy feel the chill.
Add to cart and stay warm while the opposition scrambles for cover.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
